So here's the deal (and I'm only telling YOU this)...
My emails? The stuff I'd whisper over coffee about what ACTUALLY fixed my gut when 6 doctors couldn't. They're part confession booth, part late-night texts, and entirely "OMG THAT'S ME!" moments.
I'll tell you about my Costco meltdowns, share what's really happening in my bathroom, and spill the tea on which supplements are BS. Like we've been friends forever, because honestly? That's how it should feel.
"This is embarrassing to admit, but I printed out your email about candida and took it to my doctor. He actually READ IT and ordered the tests I needed! After 5 years of being dismissed as 'just stressed,' I finally have answers. Your emails changed my life, and I'm not even being dramatic." — Sarah T, E-Mail Subscriber.
"Whatever you say, goes—because it's literally ALWAYS worked. Your meal plan fixed my bloating after 3 years of nothing working. Your supplement protocol ended my hormone hell. Your emails make me feel sane. Please don't ever stop sending them or selling solutions. I will just keep buying, promise! (My husband thinks I'm in a cult. Maybe I am. THE CULT OF FINALLY FEELING BETTER.)" — Morgan T, E-Mail Subscriber
"Reading your emails feels like having a best friend who's both hilarious AND knows why I can't button my jeans after pizza. The validation alone is worth the subscription. Thank you for always showing up."- Melissa K, E-Mail Subscriber.
"I've spent thousands on functional medicine doctors who couldn't explain things half as well as your Tuesday email did. You just saved me another $500 consultation fee and actually made me laugh about SIBO. Now that's talent."- Lauren B, E-Mail Subscriber.
"Just wanted to say I LOVE your emails! They're the only ones I read immediately instead of saving for 'later' (aka never). It's like having a hilarious bestie who somehow lives in my inbox." — Danielle W, E-Mail Subscriber